ADVENTURES OF THE PERSISTENTLY IMPAIRED (AND OTHER TALES LIMITED)
Last updated: 18th April 2025
AGREEMENT TO TERMS
These Terms of Use constitute a legally binding agreement made between you, whether personally or on behalf of an entity (“you”) and Adventures of the Persistently Impaired (and Other Tales Limited) (“Company”, “we”, “us”, or “our”), concerning your access to and use of our website and services.
You agree that by accessing our services, you have read, understood, and agreed to be bound by all of these Terms of Use. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE, YOU MUST DISCONTINUE USE IMMEDIATELY.
We reserve the right, in our sole discretion, to make changes to these Terms of Use at any time. We will alert you about any changes by updating the “Last updated” date, and you waive any right to receive specific notice of each change.
INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS
Unless otherwise indicated, our services and all content therein are our proprietary property and are protected by copyright and trademark laws.
Provided that you are eligible to use our services, you are granted a limited license to access and use our services and to download or print a copy of any content to which you have properly gained access solely for your personal, non-commercial use. We reserve all rights not expressly granted to you.
USER REPRESENTATIONS
By using our services, you represent and warrant that:
(1) all registration information you submit will be true, accurate, current, and complete;
(2) you have the legal capacity to agree to these Terms;
(3) you are not a minor in the jurisdiction in which you reside;
(4) you will not use our services for any illegal or unauthorized purpose;
(5) your use will not violate any applicable law or regulation.
PROHIBITED ACTIVITIES
You may not access or use our services for any purpose other than that for which we make them available. You agree not to:
- Systematically retrieve data to create compilations or databases
- Trick, defraud, or mislead us or other users
- Circumvent, disable, or interfere with security features
- Disparage, tarnish, or harm us
- Use any information to harass, abuse, or harm others
- Upload or transmit viruses, malware, or other disruptive material
- Attempt to impersonate another user or person
- Interfere with, disrupt, or create an undue burden on the services
- Use our services in violation of any applicable laws or regulations
USER GENERATED CONTRIBUTIONS
Our services may allow you to post, submit, publish, display, or transmit content. Any such contributions:
- May be viewed by others
- Must not be illegal, fraudulent, deceptive, obscene, or harmful
- Must not violate the rights of any third party
SUBMISSIONS LICENSE
When you submit content to us, you grant us an unrestricted, unlimited, irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, transferable, royalty-free, worldwide license to use the content for any purpose.
THIRD-PARTY WEBSITES AND CONTENT
Our services may contain links to third-party websites that are not affiliated with us. We are not responsible for examining or evaluating the content or accuracy of any third-party services or materials.
SITE MANAGEMENT
We reserve the right, but not the obligation, to:
- Monitor our services for violations of these Terms
- Take legal action against anyone who violates the law or these Terms
- Refuse, restrict access to, or limit the availability of our services
- Otherwise manage our services in a manner designed to protect our rights and property
PRIVACY POLICY
We care about data privacy and security. Please review our Privacy Policy. By using our services, you agree to be bound by our Privacy Policy.
TERM AND TERMINATION
These Terms of Use shall remain in effect while you use our services. We reserve the right to terminate your access at any time, without warning, in our sole discretion.
GOVERNING LAW
These Terms shall be governed by the laws of the United Kingdom. You irrevocably consent that the courts of England and Wales shall have exclusive jurisdiction to resolve any dispute arising from these terms.
DISCLAIMER
OUR SERVICES ARE PROVIDED ON AN AS-IS AND AS-AVAILABLE BASIS. YOU AGREE THAT YOUR USE OF OUR SERVICES WILL BE AT YOUR SOLE RISK. TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, WE DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED.
LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
IN NO EVENT WILL WE OR OUR DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES, OR AGENTS BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXEMPLARY, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES.
INDEMNIFICATION
You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold us harmless from any claims, damages, costs, or expenses arising from your use of our services or violation of these Terms.
CONTACT US
To resolve a complaint regarding our services or to receive further information, please contact us at:
Adventures of the Persistently Impaired (and Other Tales Limited)
85 Great Portland Street
London W1W 7LT
United Kingdom
Email: david@othertales.co